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I’m a pretty risk averse person by nature, Jarrod.  I look at those inspirational memes that say things like “outside your comfort zone–that’s where the magic happens” and I think “mmmmm, you obviously haven’t seen me virtually fused to my couch, binge watching House of Cards. Because it’s pretty damn magical…”  But I think I have a secret inner thrillseeker. … Continue Reading →

I don’t normally court controversy, Jarrod, but (deep breath) here goes. As far as walks in Melbourne go, I think the Thousand Steps walk is massively overrated. THERE, I’VE SAID IT. Not taking it back. I know it’s verging on un-Melburnian to say this, but  I just don’t get what all the fuss is about. The Thousand Steps is always … Continue Reading →

Hey Jarrod, you know the catchy chorus to that song ‘Electric Avenue?’ Ok, well instead of singing the correct lyrics (‘we’re gonna rock on to Elec-tric Avenue…’) I want you to try humming ‘it’s Llama-Rama 2 Elec-tric Boogaloo.’ Now try getting that out of your head. You can’t. It’s there forever, like 1980’s funk music herpes. You are most welcome! … Continue Reading →