A blog for my brother – who believes I never go “anywhere f*&%ing nice”
I’m not entirely sure why I sign up for blog activities like this, Jarrod. Because I’m not a daredevil by nature. Honestly, my spirit animal is a barnacle. I like being stationary, safe, and having as much of my body in contact with a supporting surface as is socially acceptable at any given time. But…. I also love me a … Continue Reading →
I couldn’t even begin to feign cool indifference in the lead up to this week’s blog-scursion, Jarrod. In fact, all week I was specifically asking people what they were up to on the weekend and patiently waiting for them to finish telling me about some kids birthday party/just a bit of running around/swimming lessons blah blah blah blah so that … Continue Reading →
I reckon I’m as close to 100% certainty as I’m ever going to get on selling you an adventure this week, Jarrod. You’re a V8 driver, so you’re used to your vehicle really announcing it’s presence when you drive down the street. But! Do fellow drivers and random pedestrians stare at you dumbfounded, mouths agape, wondering whether they missed the … Continue Reading →